Joker's Wild
by
C.L. Kraemer
Motorcycles--you either love 'em or you hate 'em. Doesn't seem to be an in between for most people. Me? I love them. Especially the above pictured, leather clad gent with the big red Harley. It's because of our association with so many riders, I got the idea for the book, Joker's Wild. Most of the 'bikers' I know personally are hard-working family people who happen to love riding a motorcycle.
Excerpt:
2004
The squeak of his teeth
against each other reverberated in Joey’s ears.
“Joey? Joey!”
The plaintive cry brought
his attention back to the moment. Kandace, Kandi, O’Connell ripped her hand
from his, rubbing the appendage and pushing her bottom lip into a formidable
pout.
“What the hell is wrong
with you? You nearly crushed my fingers!”
He resumed glaring across
the courtroom at the dapper figure vigorously shaking the lawyer’s hand.
“Joey! What is your
problem?” Kandi sidled up to the man, running her hand along his muscled arm.
He slowly pivoted her
direction staring in disbelief.
“Do you think he got what he deserved?”
The couple glanced at the
defense table. Corey “Slide” Rigby grinned at the mob of young females
clustered near the waist high, wooden retainer separating the spectator section
from the main body of the courtroom. Bentley Wellington IV snapped his
briefcase closed and looked up at the Hon. Scott Fournier, currently vacating
the bench; few noticed the slight nod passing between the two.
Joey surveyed the growing
mayhem in the courtroom.
“I need to get some fresh
air.” He powered through the writhing mass of humanity trying to grab the
attention of the action adventure star and marched to the peristyle.
Kandi scrambled to keep up
with his strides, dodging the gauntlet of pushing cameramen and reporters
shoving microphones in her face and shouting questions at her.
Joey steered them to the
side of the building away from the media circus.
“Damned vultures.” He
reached around to his hip pocket and withdrew the round tin whose impression
was permanently stamped on all the back pockets of his jeans. Twisting the lid,
he snagged a pinch of brown flakes between his thumb and forefinger. Using his
middle finger, he tucked the flakes inside his bottom lip.
“I really wish you’d give
that up. It’s disgusting.” Kandi wrinkled her nose.
“I suppose your herb habit is any better?”
Kandi sniffed. “It’s medicinal.”
“Right, and I’m a virginal
school girl.”
The crowd in front of the
building began buzzing until the sound engulfed the immediate area. Cameramen
and reporters started spreading across the lawn and down the side corridors of
the building edging toward the couple.
“Must be the star making his appearance,” Joey stepped off
the concrete walkway onto the manicured lawn and peered at the building’s
facade. The wide sidewalk in front of the judicial edifice was a sea of
reporters clutching microphones aimed in the direction of a podium.
When the action hero
stepped up to the provided mike, multiple voices vied for the attention of the
man.
The actor flashed his best
on-screen smile to the mob and raised a hand.
“I’ll get to all your
questions—later. Right now I need to give credit where credit is due…”
Joey curled up one corner
of his mouth and turned from the scene. A familiar form caught his attention
and he slowed his gait as he watched Bentley Wellington IV casually slip from
the gathered insanity.
Odd. I’ve never seen
him relinquish the limelight. He
shadowed the lawyer, ducking behind the columns when the man glanced over his
shoulder. As Bentley neared the main building, a side door swung open and Judge
Fournier stepped into the breezeway. Joey darted to a pillar near the pair. He
watched as the lawyer reached into an inner pocket of his suit coat and
retrieved a bulging sealed envelope. He started to hand the packet to the
judge, glancing Joey’s direction.
Joey slipped behind the
post, holding back a well chosen swear word.
“I believe this is yours.
I found it in my briefcase this morning.”
The crinkle of paper
tickled Joey’s ears. Another familiar sound reached him.
“Uh, oh, oh my. I’m so
sorry.”
Kandi. He couldn’t help himself; he peeked
around the support. She was rising slowly and handing the envelope to the Judge
with one hand, her opened cell phone in the other.
“No problem, miss. What
are you doing here?” The tone of the question was tinged with suspicion.
“Isn’t this the door to
the ladies’ room?”
Joey stuck his crooked
forefinger between his front teeth and resumed his hiding spot. He could
imagine her big green eyes, luminescent in the refracted light of the windows
as she ran her pink tongue over her plump melon tinged lips.
Silence permeated the
moment.
One of the men cleared his
throat.
“No, ma’am. The public
entrance is back down the breezeway and to the right. I’m sure one of the
reporters will be glad to direct you from there.”
He could hear Kandi
giggle. “I’m so
directionally challenged. Thank you.”
The click of her heels on
the concrete echoed against the building. Joey held his position.
“Do you think she knows?”
The voice sounded like the lawyer’s.
“No. She’s too dumb. Did
you see her… assets?”
Joey ground his right fist
into his left palm.
“Yeah. That’d sure look
good on the back of my Fatboy.”
Both men laughed and the
tension filling the air dissipated.
“You doing the Jay Leno ride?”
“Naw. The inlaws are in
town and I’m going to have to pretend to be a good husband.”
“Better you than me. Maybe
we can sneak in a quick ride to Donna’s Hideaway on Sunday.”
“I might be able to
finagle my way free for the afternoon. I’ll get hold of you by Sunday morning.”
“Not too early. Unlike
you, I have no wife…”
“Currently.”
“…yeah, whatever. So I
plan on hitting the clubs on Saturday night. Don’t call before ten.”
“It’s going to take us a
couple hours just to get there.”
“Yep. That’s why it’s
called a road trip.”
The sound of footsteps
ricocheted back to Joey and he ventured to peek from behind his column.
He was about to walk toward the front of the building and
locate Kandi when a pair of hands grabbed his side.
“Boo!”
He snapped around arm
cocked, hand fisted.
Her eyes were wide and
rounded, her face devoid of all color.
“Christ, Kandi. I nearly
hit you!”
“S-s-sorry.”
She wiggled her cell phone
back and forth in front of him.
“I got pictures of the
envelope,” her sing-song announcement reminded Joey of his six year old nephew.
“Terrific. You have
pictures of a white envelope stuffed with…”
“Money.” Kandi closed her
eyes. “My favorite.”
“… strips of paper cut in
the shape of dollar bills.”
“WHAT?!” Kandi’s eyes
popped open.
Joey put his hand over her
mouth and snugged her to him. “Shhh.”
The two legal figures
standing near the undulating crowd of reporters soon disappeared into the mass.
Joey peeked from behind
his stanchion and swore under his breath. His gaze fell to the furious green
eyes trying to burn a hole through his head.
“That’s the story they
would tell anyone who asked. You don’t think they’ll admit to an exchange of
money? And face it, sweetheart, you’re not a very reliable witness.”
“OUCH!” He whipped his
hand from her mouth. “That hurt!”
Kandi stepped away from
him. “Then don’t put it where it doesn’t belong.” She stomped toward the
parking lot.
Joey caught up with her
and slipped his hand through her arm turning her to face him. He pulled her
wiggling body to him and caught her lips beneath his own. The maneuver worked.
He felt her relax.
Breaking off the kiss he
put his lips next to her ear. The floral smell of her shampoo tickled his nose
and he pulled in the fragrance.
“Sorry, Babe. We just need
to be smarter than they are.”
She looked up into eyes
brimming with pain and gently kissed his chin. “I know. We’ll think of
something.”
“Right now, I’m in the
mood for a road trip. Feel like going to Donna’s?”
“I was hoping you’d want
to ride. I traded shifts with Ally so I don’t have to be back to work for two
glorious days.”
The pair headed to the
parking lot avoiding the gaggle of television crews intent on getting the first
scoop in the Alex Palmer vs Corey Rigby wrongful death suit.
Joey swung his leg over
the bike and backed it out into the street. Kandi stepped on the peg and
flipped her leg over the backrest. Pushing the button to start the bike, Joey
gave the throttle a full twist. The engine roared to life echoing off the
surrounding towering high-rises as the back tire spun in place filling the
parking lot with billowing, acrid white smoke.
Recognizing the maneuver,
Kandi wrapped her arms around Joey’s waist and clinched shut her eyes.
The motorcycle screeched
out of the lot leaving a black rubber streak on the pavement. When the smoke
cleared, the bike and its occupants were nowhere to be seen.
Corey Rigby stepped back
from the microphone and searched the crowd for his lawyer. He stood at the
podium alone. Cameras zoomed in to feature his pale, sweating face. Abruptly,
he turned on his heel and disappeared into the courthouse.
The gauntlet had been slammed down with smoking force.
Joker's Wild is scheduled to be released in March 2013 by RoguePhoenixPress.