Stepsister vs. stepsister

Gitty Saun is a 6'tall night elf with flowing white hair and clear blue eyes. She normally wears white. Her family owns a large portion of the valley outside Eugene and she has always lived a life of privelege.

Tiamoon is a barely 4' tall warrior gnome with flaming red hair and ocean blue eyes. She lives in the woods surrounding the meadow of the valley outside Eugene. Blue jeans and leather are her preferred clothing and she has charged herself with the task of protecting the fae of the valley.

Moderator: I understand the two of you are sisters.

Gitty: Please.(curls lip in disgust and shakes head.) The only way we are related is by marriage. Her witch mother enchanted my father after the death of my sainted mother.

Tiamoon (rolls eyes): Sainted mother, my foot. Your mother was as much a pompous princess as you are. Why my mother decided to grace your father with her goodness is beyond me.

Moderator: How did you come to be so combative to each other? Didn't you grow up together?

Gitty (huffing): Thank the stars, no. It's bad enough I had to tolerate my idiot brother Morgan, let alone live with the runt there. By the time her mother cast her spell on my father, she (glares at Tiamoon) was out of the house gallivanting about the world.

Tiamoon (turns and narrows eyes at Gitty): This is probably the only time we'll ever agree. I'm glad I wasn't home when your father poisoned my mother with his lies. I'm sure he tampered with her tea or something. She had too much common sense to hook up with a Night Elf.

Gitty and Tiamoon move toward the other.

Moderator: Ladies, please. We are here to talk about your stories in the Valentine Anthology and the St. Patrick's Day Anthology. Will either of you fill me in on the tales?

Tiamoon: In "The Lending Library" in the Valentine's Day Anthology, you'll be able to see just how mercenary these Night Elves are as a race. They care for no one but themselves. It's all explained in the story. We were lucky to escape with our lives.

Gitty: You lying little...

Moderator: Madam, please!

Gitty: To get the real truth, you'll need to read "Meadows of Gold" in the St. Patrick's Day Anthology. That's where you'll hear what really happened and see how we Night Elves have been horribly maligned. We've simply been living out our destiny. We were meant to rule.

Tiamoon: Spare me the load of waffle. Meant to rule, my a__........

The night elf and warrior gnome are pointing fingers and arguing vehemently.

Moderator: Well, it appears we'll not get any answers tonight. I guess if you want to find out for yourself what really happened, you'll need to read The Lending Library in Valentine's Day Anthology and Meadows of Gold in St. Patrick's Day Anthology.

Thank you for joining us.